Chapman chooses Andorra: It's about the money

Hot shot 102 MPH pitching prospect and recent Cuban defector Aroldis Chapman has established residency in the small country of Andorra. Why Andorra, you ask? Because it’s about the money, stupid!

“We chose Andorra because of its tranquility, its tax benefits for Aroldis, and also being a commercial mecca of sorts, particularly for its size,” Edwin Mejia, Chapman’s agent, wrote in an e-mail. “We felt that it could translate to unique marketing opportunities for Aroldis in Europe.

“Andorra is a winter playground for the wealthy and powerful residents of Europe, of which, God willing, Aroldis will be as well. Given all our options it became the perfect choice. He even has health insurance, life insurance, and a pension all before he even signs his first major league contract. We are very proud of this.”

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Any guessing that this kid’s gonna take the highest bid out there? Wonder if the Yanks are interested? Wonder if the Sox and Angels and Dodgers are, too?

Answers: yes, Yes, YES!

(Please re-read you answers with your best “When Harry Met Sally”/Meg Ryan impression)

 

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