[UPDATE: What I tweeted long before this posting:
A’s must be afraid of big bad Michael Weiner. Gotta spend that money. Mets outbid again. First Molina, then Sheets, then Saab.
A tweet complete with a dig at the Mets and a Saab sale reference…]
Yes, we can all joke that Sheets will be gone mid-year, or on the DL. Your best jokes below, please. Let’s hear ‘em!