- “If I took steroids, I could dunk. Never mind baseball, I could play in the NBA.”
- “I don’t know if steroids are going to help you in baseball. I just don’t believe it. I don’t believe steroids can help eye-hand coordination [and] technically hit a baseball.”
- “There is no evidence andro does anything bad or good.”
“If you want privacy go play semi-pro ball. drug use hurts baseball. Why should we pay millions of dollars to these guys and have them go on the disabled list?” - “Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue. He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was OK to give me. Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy.”
- “I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period.”
- “Who would do the testing? Will results be kept private? Or will they be leaked to the media? What about false positives? You think it’s going to be confidential? I laugh at that.”
- “Steroids don’t help you hit a baseball.”
- “I have never used steroids, human growth hormone, or any other type of illegal performance enhancing drugs..”
- “The national past-time is juiced.”
“My body was torn up and broken down but it felt good [on steroids]. I felt like a kid. I was running better. I’d be running the bases and think, ‘Man, I’m fast!’ And I had never been that fast. But I was. Steroids made me like that.” - “Everybody I know in the game of baseball uses the same stuff I use.”
- “It was the stupidest thing I ever did. There’s no reason to even go down that road. It’s an illusion. And look what I have to do. I’m sitting here by a stupid mistake.”
- “Was it stupid? Yeah, it was stupid. Was I desperate? Yeah, I was probably desperate,” he said. “I wish I never would have done it, obviously, but I don’t consider myself a cheater, no.”
- “I was very, very stupid”
- “When that thing took hold, I thought I was having a heart attack. It was a stupid thing to do…”
“There’s many things that you can take that are banned substances. I mean, there’s things that have been removed from GNC today that would trigger a positive test. I’m not sure exactly what substance I used. But whatever it is, I feel terribly about it.” - “Half the players? Come on, I look around the clubhouse, and I don’t see anybody with signs of steroid use. I don’t know of anyone who came to camp 20-30 pounds heavier.”
- “It’s like the big secret we’re not supposed to talk about.. I think we all have our suspicions who’s on the stuff, but unless someone comes out and admits to it, who’ll ever know for sure.”
- “The article said 50%. Well, I’m not one of them, so that’s 49% right there.”
Authors of the above quotes, in alphabetical order:
Aaron, Hank- Boone, Bret
- Bonds, Barry
- Caminiti, Ken
- Canseco, Jose
- Clemens, Roger
- Garciaparra, Nomar
- Giambi, Jason
- Gwynn, Tony
- Henderson, Rickey
- Justice, David
- LaRussa, Tony
- McGwire, Mark (twice)
- Millman, Robert (MLB Chief Medical Adviser)
- Palmiero, Rafael
- Pettitte, Andy
- Ramirez, Manny
- Rodriguez, Alex (twice)
The answers are posted here. See if you can correctly match the most, using the comments below.
Just don’t cheat, ok? That’s be painfully ironic.
(image sources: MSNBC)

