- Ban maple bats until there’s a shatter-proof solution
- Ban pitchers and hitters from walking around the plate/mound for interminably long time
- Ban the umpire’s warning pitchers for merely throwing inside
- Ban mound visits by ballplayers/catchers after the second visit
- Ban the 4-pitch intentional walk. Just have the catcher signal to the ump and give the guy the base
- Ban playoff games starting after 8pm EST
- Ban pink hats, or green hats. Or red hats if your team’s colors aren’t red. Or hats that cost $59.95 and are now outdated.
- Ban restrictions that prohibits fans from moving to better seats after the fifth inning
- Ban non-retractible roofed stadiums
- Ban the WBC
- Ban the use of the ancient recording of Kate Smith singing the National Anthem; update that, will ya?
- Ban that insipid PC Richard whistle after every K
What else would you like to ban from baseball?

A universal ban on alcohol in major league clubhouses is long overdue. Until every team removes beer from the working quarters of its employees, each day on the baseball schedule will include the most unsettling of possibilities that alcohol consumed in a clubhouse could contribute to injury or death on the road. 