And you thought The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim moniker was a joke. Count the sponsors in these two sentences:

The Florida Marlins are set to host the 15th Annual Jiffy Lube Marlins FanFest presented by TD Bank on Saturday, February 13 from noon to 6 P.M. at Sun Life Stadium. Attending fans will have the opportunity to join forces with the American Red Cross in their ongoing Haiti relief efforts.

I sprained my eye.