Methinks this was the reason why they created Twitter in the first place, so Ozzie Guillen can ramble at will, in 140 character bursts. Here are his first several Tweets, unedited of course!:

• going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ?
• Iam tired from bad very bad golf
• 3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd
• what I saw on the field today was a lot of grass…
• finally I am on this twitter thing it’s about time!

Thank goodness, Ozzie’s live and the braindump is upon us. Rejoice!