In far, far better news, Chad Jennings has the Yankees’ first lineup of 2010! Game’s at 1:05pm on YES; if you’re lucky enough to be home to watch, feel free to pipe in and let us know what’s going on in the comments section. Also, last night I saw a commercial featuring Michael Kay in which Kay claimed to have almost died to do a faulty carbon monoxide alarm, so I’d be curious to know whether he mentions this incident on air. That’s pretty serious stuff, and I’m surprised I haven’t seen this story covered anywhere in the New York sports media.
In a small bit of (non) news, Joba Chamberlain missed yesterday’s team outing to the arcade with flu-like symptoms. Clearly this never would’ve happened if they permanently put Joba back in the bullpen where he belongs. Guys with bulldog mentalities who can pitch teh ate are way too badass to ever get sick.