If I had one wish this Christmas, it would be for the Yankees to drop at least six runs on the Halos tonight

Enough of this three and two run National League crap.

Tonight’s lineup is brought to you in part by The Queen, c/o Subway Douchery, my new favorite website.

As you wish, your highness.

Don’t think the lineup’s been posted anywhere yet, but here’s what the Yankees trotted out last week against Ervin Santana in the home opener win:

SS Jeter
DH Johnson
1B Teixeira
3B A-Rod
2B Cano
C Posada
CF Granderson
RF Swisher
LF Gardner

And A.J. Burnett (2.37 ERA; 4.42 xFIP) will be on the hill.