Carl Spackler was here. Good thing he was wearing camo, otherwise I might have seen him. He gets a pass because it was Memorial Day and there were lots of servicemen and women present.
I call this one: “Neck sausage”.
The Rhinestone Cowgirl. Perhaps worse than any pink hat you will see. Though, after you see some of the others…
Did you get a free die-cast truck with that Yankee hat, lady?
“Root, root, root for the Celtics…” (Yes, this is a Yankee hat)
I would have thought that Kevin Jonas of The Jonas Brothers would have access to better seats than this. And a better hat. Not a better vest, though.
Not everything was bad. Brosius FTW!
Name on the back of an adult jersey. Check. FAIL. Supporting David Cone? WIN.
Red Yankee cap. First sign of bad parenting. I blame the parents.
Berra and Rizzuto, like the good old days, when the Yanks had names on the back of their jerseys.…