In other news, grass is green

In the least surprising loss of the season, the Yankees fell to the Mariners 6-0 on the strength of eight more shutout innings from Felix Hernandez. Meanwhile, A.J. Burnett coughed up six earned runs to the worst-hitting team in Major League Baseball.

Hernandez’s season line against the Yankees is 26 innings of one-run ball. That’s a 0.35 ERA. If there’s any upside, it’s that the Yankees won’t have to face King Felix in the playoffs.