Game 77: Use Your Bats, Not Your Words

With Mark Teixeira (likely) out for the season, Brian Cashman losing his cool, and the media desperately seeking reasons to disparage Alex Rodriguez for being excited to play baseball again, we turn to the Yankees and Ol’ Faithful Andy Pettitte to distract us from … the Yankees. Here’s your game thread – have fun.

Texas Ranger New York Yankees
Ian Kinsler, 2B Brett Gardner, CF
Elvis Andrus, SS Ichiro Suzuki, RF
Nelson Cruz, RF Robinson Cano, 2B
Adrian Beltre, 3B Travis Hafner, DH
A.J. Pierzynski, C Lyle Overbay, 1B
Lance Berkman, DH Zoilo Almonte, LF
Mitch Moreland, 1B Jayson Nix, 3B
David Murphy, LF Chris Stewart, C
Leonys Martin, CF Alberto Gonzalez, SS
Justin Grimm, SP Andy Pettitte, SP

Domenic is a staff writer for It's About the Money, and the host of the It's About the Money Stupid podcast. By day, he is a mild-mannered real estate attorney on Long Island, and an aspiring intellectual degenerate.