How much longer do we have until Major League Baseball is played again?
Games resume on Friday.
Wait, do you mean to tell me that there aren’t any games tomorrow either?! That’s madness!
Well, players need to rest or something.
But what are we supposed to do without baseball!?
Read a book?
Yeah, right. My mind is all over the place. I can barely sit still these days.
There’s nothing good on!
Maybe you could watch old games on YouTube?
Hmm, that could be good.
Or maybe you could write something about the second “half” of the season?
Nah, we’re already in the second half technically.
Go for a jog?
Have you been outside this week?
Hey, you’re not supposed to answer a question with a question!
Maybe you could bake cookies?
Again, it’s too hot out to do that sort of thing.
Well, I don’t know what to tell you.
Fine, don’t help me.
I suggested a lot of things for you to do.
None of them are that great. Do better next time.