Memo To Teix: Keep Those Glucose Levels Up

Come on, Mark.  Lightheaded before the game?  You’re a professional athlete.  Your body is your temple, your moneymaker.  You can’t be letting those blood sugar levels get low that close to game time. Not when you’re the honey guy.

Teix-bees

Let’s not let this happen again.  Have your wife pack you a PB&J or something before you head to the park today.  Sore wrists and tight hamstrings I can deal with.  Lightheadedness not so much.  Be better, Mark.  Be better.

Born in Dover, Delaware and raised in Danbury, Connecticut, Brad now resides in Wisconsin, where he regularly goes out of his way to remind Brewers fans that their team will never be as good as the Yankees. When he’s not writing for IIATMS, he likes to spend his time incorporating “Seinfeld” quotes into everyday conversation, critiquing WWE storylines, and drinking enough beer to be good at darts.