The Hiroshima Carp are my favorite squadron

While perusing MLBTR, I came across a mention of Japanese baseball club The Hiroshima Carp. Eager to find out more, I promptly Googled the Carp to see if they had a sweet- and or crazy-ass logo a la many a minor league team, but instead came across this gem of a team information page. Truly, this has to be the most honest description of a professional baseball franchise on the Internet.

To wit:

“Partly owned by the City of Hiroshima and Toyo, a car manufacturing company, the Carp may be one of the poorest ball clubs in Japan. Because the team reportedly has a low salary benchmark above which it refuses to go, the Carp tend to rarely negotiate with free agents or sign high-priced foreign players.”

So the Carp are the Japanese Pittsburgh Pirates.

“Bored with pitchers’ duels? Enjoy watching a lot of action and home runs? If so, the Hiroshima Carp are your team. Hiroshima’s sluggers take advantage of their home ballpark’s shallow outfield walls.”

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