Today's Yankee lineup: 5/9/13

Gardner 8Nix 6 Cano 4 Wells 7 Francisco 9 Nelson 5 Overbay 3 Stewart 2 Sabathia 1

Getaway day! I complained about last night's lineup and they won. So maybe if I do the same thing today, they'll win again.

THIS LINEUP IS AWFUL! OH MY GOD WHAT IS GIRARDI THINKING? IS HE EVEN THINKING!?!?!

Just kidding.