The first pitch for tonight's game is scheduled for 8:05 PM. Here's your lineup: Brett Gardner, CF Derek Jeter, SS Brian McCann, 1B Carlos Beltran, DH Chase Headley, 3B Francisco Cervelli, C Brian Roberts, 2B Ichiro Suzuki, RF Zoilo Almonte, LF
David Phelps, SP
To make room for Almonte, Jeff Francis was designated for assignment. This can be filed under 'duh,' insofar as predictability is concerned, as the team was carrying thirteen pitchers on the active roster, including three left-handed relievers (the other two being David Huff and Matt Thornton).
So long (for now), Jeff. We hardly new ye.