And Then There's This...

The part of the A-Rod steroid re-shaming spectacular where he pisses on Cousin Yuri's wall as a way to threaten him.  Via The Daily News: "She [Sucart's wife] said Rodriguez came to the Miami home Rodriguez provided to the Sucarts in 2010 and vowed to destroy the family if they went public with his use of performance-enhancing drugs. Then he urinated on the wall and the patio, she said, as if to mark the house as his territory.

'He peed on the floor. He was so arrogant, he came into my house like he thought he was a god,' Carmen Sucart said."

I give up.  I've got nothing.  We've officially crossed over into Bizarro World and the offseason hasn't even really gotten started.