Game 16: #TANAK vs. Sanchez

Tanaka vs TOR 2015Happy #TANAK Day, peeps. Afternoon game today, starting at 1:08ET. Let's see if Tanaka (2-1, 3.94 ERA) can continue his momentum from his last outing and lead the team to a series win against Annibal Sanchez (1-2, 7.71) and the Tigers. While you're at it, feel free to bash whatever dumb, trite, hackneyed narrative the writers are pounding on. Here's a non-exhaustive (yet exhausting) list to start from:

  • Didi Gregorius is not a proper replacement for Derek Jeter
  • Carlos Beltran has looked old [OK, this is kinda true, sorry Carlos, last night's triple not withstanding]
  • Jacoby Ellsbury is not earning his $153 million
  • If George were still alive...
  • Tanaka's elbow could snap any second. LOOK OUT!
  • Tanaka should have had surgery despite three (or more) doctors advising against it
  • ARod can't keep this up; he must be back on the juice
  • Teix is done and can't hit against the shift

Lineups:

New York Yankees Detroit Tigers
Jacoby Ellsbury, CF Anthony Gose, CF
Brett Gardner, LF Ian Kinsler, 2B
Carlos Beltran, DH Miguel Cabrera, 1B
Brian McCann, C Victor Martinez, DH
Chase Headley, 3B J.D. Martinez, RF
Chris Young, RF Yoenis Cespedes, LF
Garrett Jones, 1B Alex Avila, C
Stephen Drew, 2B Nick Castellanos, 3B
Didi Gregorius, SS Hernan Perez, SS
Masahiro Tanaka, SP Annibal Sanchez, SP