Here are five reasons why west coast games are the worst: 1) The games start late and they end late. Duh. 2) If the Yankees lose and you stay up to watch the whole game, you're too annoyed to fall asleep and when you wake up the next morning, you're cranky both from the loss and from going to sleep so late. 3) If the Yankees lose and you didn't stay up to watch the game, you usually find out as soon as you wake up the next morning that they lost and the rest of your day is annoying because, again, you're cranky. 4) It feels like the Yankees never do well out there: they can't hit, they can't play defense, etc. Does anyone else remember the 2005 ALDS when Sheff and Bubba Crosby collided on the right field wall in Anaheim? I do. I still have nightmares about it. 5) And why does it seem like the umpires they pick for west coast games/series are always awful? It's amazing.
So please hurry back to the east coast, you guys. This is torture.
(Leave the reasons why you think west coast games are the worst below.)