I'm not going to pretend and say I watched this game. I didn't. I was keeping track on Twitter and all I know is the Yankees hit into about 300 double plays and couldn't take advantage of a pitcher really trying to help them score by walking them.
Also annoying, CC Sabathia giving up home runs to Mike Olt and Gordan Beckham. And Olt's went a long way into left field.
And even more annoying? Chasen Shreve seems to have lost the ability to pitch. Either that, or he never could and the league is catching up to him.
Anyway, today's game isn't until 4:05 so we have time to prepare ourselves for the Danks/Warren matchup. Let's hope the Yankees can score some runs against a dude with a 7-13 record and a 4.59 ERA.
Great, now he'll pitch a one-hit shutout. Sorry, everyone.